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Recent Movie Reviews

Zelda: Heart for the Hero Zelda: Heart for the Hero

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Now THAT is a fantastic piece of work there. I wish all parodies could be that authentic (and funny), and you deserve this 10.

Sonic Xtreme Sonic Xtreme

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow... just... wow.

The visuals, man, the visuals. God, those visuals. Awesome for a flash. You can't really get a feel for their true speed though. The voice acting could use some tweaking too. Otherwise, solid.

Sonic'sQuestForPower3End Sonic'sQuestForPower3End

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, Lordy Lordy!

These are the days of Newgrounds. A day where ground breakers like these warm our hearts, care for our souls, and force our fingers to type about it. This is one of the greats that will forever remain in memory for this one person, and hundreds, maybe thousands, of people. Congratulations on finishing a truly unique flash series.


Recent Game Reviews

The Death Trap The Death Trap

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The Voice Acting.

Man, you have GOT to work on your VO. It's boring to listen to, the two characters sound so disconnected from the subject material, and everything is delivered at an extremely low growl. When he says "Let me out, you motherfucker" he should be YELLING it, rattling the bars in anger, not pitching it to himself in a silenced tone!

As a final side note, why is the bottom half of the house so pleasant and the top half not so much? It reminds me of a building in the middle of construction that never got finished, not a horror-filled nightmare. Pick an aesthetic style and stick to it, especially if it's supposed to be the same house and there's no real disconnect between the two parts.

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World of Click World of Click

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Actually... too challenging.

Not enough going on, smiles move too fast, doesn't feel to have a point to play if the score resets every time you miss. Slow the smiles down, and add something else besides clicking on things within a time limit. It's not compelling stuff.

Aliens from Planet Dave Aliens from Planet Dave

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Quite funny.

I thought it was very creative, and quite funny how you solve problems, especially the end. 7/10.

Bug: You can still get the gun by clicking where it should be, even though you already got it.

Recent Audio Reviews

((C2)) A Hero is Born ((C2)) A Hero is Born

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You Know What?

I liked it! Didn't initially hook me from the introduction, but from about 0:25 in, it's a real foot tapper. Props for an original Video Game-type tune as well.

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F Zero X Thing F Zero X Thing

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Okay, I gave you a 10 in originality. Why? Because you'd be the only fucking person to ever do this. You didn't even SING it good. Get outta Newgrounds, you moron.

LoZelda Usher's Hylian Yeah LoZelda Usher's Hylian Yeah

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not your best work...

Well, honestly, I didn't like this one that much.
That's the kind of music that might make you want to cut your ears off so they aren't violated again like that. X X
You make very good songs, but this wasn't the best choice.


HouseMasta responds:

i really dont care about this song... whateveeer.......